My boyfriend is from Portugal. Great, lovely, beautiful, warm, sunny place that we wish to go to every quite often. Half of the population in this city is also from Portugal. Flight companies now work on a the more the merrier for the company policy, if you're not among the first 2 or so buying a ticket on a specific date you'll pay a fortune. We did not win on the Euromillion.

Make the calculation - do you think we go to Portugal often?

I suggested we kill or at least injure enough some portuguese people so they can't make their flight, steal their tickets and pretend to be them (would for sure work as my Portuguse is just excellent...). N suggested that we maim some Swiss tourists instead. At this I laughed! There are no tourists going to Portugal over the weekend. How would they afford it? This is why the Portuguese economy isn't what it could be as only Portuguese people are crazy enough to pay the overrated prices to fly home, and then cannot afford to spend any money in the country but live off their mummy's great food. Swiss tourists go elsewhere to places where they can still afford an ice cream after having paid the flight. Hence the only one to profit, as always, is EasyJet.